Likes: Bacon, frogs and BACON! (Crusher is a cannibal.)
Dislikes: People and bowler hats.
Habitat: 16 Pixel Place, Rollerworld
Species: Devil Snorthog
He's got 2 little horns that he uses for rammin'!
Co'z he's pushin', Swooshin', swingin', stabbin' n' slammin'!
He's got a circular head n' a rounded snout,
and you'd better run AKA Watch Out!
He's Crusher! (He knows where you are)
He's Crusher! (He drives a coaster car!)
He's Crusher! (He knows what's on TV)
He's Crusher! (He can even see me!)
If you're in trouble, he'll be there on the double!
Crusher's gonna come and sort it out!
If a cat's up a tree, and you need to see,
What life's really all about!
Call Crusher! (He's the best of the best!)
Call Crusher! (He's better than the rest!)
Call Crusher! (Oh how I long!)
Call Crusher! (for his very own song!)